annajcrvis:

cause im trash and i wanted to make my own based off some of my fun college experiences. (these have probably been used in like 80 other peoples prompt lists but whatever.)

1. “the obligatory my roommate is super cute and i’m crushing on them au.”
2. “the obligatory my roommate is trash and leaves me locked out, but thankfully youre a decent person so i’m not alone”
3. “my roommate is doing push ups on the floor and i’m not sure whether to be turned on by their athletic powers or freaked out”
4. “i work nights and you have an 8am class, so we always end up running into each other at the campus coffee shop.”
5. “its the first week of the semester, what reason could you possibly have for being at the library right now?”
6. “you work for the campus radio station and keep passively aggressively dedicating songs to me”
7. “i was really drunk and you walked me safely back to my dorm room.”
8. “youre singing in our dorm shower, and i just want to let you know that you have a wonderful voice, also oops i’m naked.”
9. “were both running for the same associated students position and are sudden rivals.”
10. “its my senior year, and ive created a bucket list of things i want to do before i graduate - one of those things happens to be you.”
11. “i really want you to join this organization i’m a part of - not because you’re super attractive or anything, haha, not at all.”
12. “oops i accidentally slept with my ta.”
13. "i have a term paper due tomorrow and yours is the only 24 hour cafe with internet.”
14. “i have the keys to the roof of the chem building and you need somewhere to smoke.”
15. “you just hit me with your bike, but you’re also really hot so i forgive you.”
16. “my org requires community service hours, and your program is the only one that sounded semi-decent.”
17. “i literally only joined this org because the person handing out fliers was cute, wtf do we even do here?”
18. “were in the same orientation group and we might never see each other again but i still want to do this.”
19. “wait so you’re saying you still live in a college town even though you graduated years ago?”
20. “hey hey its alumni weekend and everyone else has become freakishly successful after graduation, the fuck.”